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So you want to know about "My World," huh? Well are you
preparred for this? OK here it goes.
First off, most inanimate objects need to be duct taped to the ground.
Why, you ask? It's actually pretty simple. They run away,
and if you don't want that then the only humane way to deal
with the situation is to duct tape them to the floor. It could
be worse for them. We could use staples, but no, that would
hurt them.
Second, My World looks surprisingly a lot like Earth. You
have to look really close in order to see the differences. As
Wierd Al once said, "Everything you know is wrong." Well
he said something like that.
In My World, grass is retactable. That way you never have to
mow the lawn. Snow doesn't stick to driveway's, or streets.
Also, you can tell your hair what colour and length that you
want it to be for the day. Let's say that one day you have it
short and red, the next day it could be long, and blue.
Well, there is more, but that will come at a later point in time.
I'll just let you chew on that for a while.
Monkey Man
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This is part 2 in the instalment of My World.
In My World, there are no cops, as a matter of fact, there is no gov't either
but that is because one isn't needed. The populus is respectful of everybody,
and law enforcement isn't necessary. With out a gov't that also means that
there are no taxes too. (now jump up in joy, cause everybody knows that taxes
suck really bad.) Since this is My World, i'd have to be the most attractive
guy around. I mean why make a world where I wasn't the hotters guy there.
That just doesn't make any sense. My World also won't frown upon tattoo's
and body piercings like they do now. To bad you can't live in My World huh.
That's it for now, i'll be back with more soon.
Peace out
monkey man
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